Mohit Porwal

Charlie Chaplin - A night in the show

2009-04-11T13:52:00.002+05:30

<a href="http://www.joost.com/059008v/t/Charlie-Chaplin-Collection-2-A-Night-In-The-Show">Charlie Chaplin Collection 2 - A Night In The Show</a>

Draw with me

2009-04-07T20:40:00.002+05:30

Draw with Me

It's about a girl and a boy separated by an unbreakable glass. By: Mike Inel Dedicated to my lovely girlfriend Doski Music: Cherish (Ai Otsuka) Download+Details: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/116362642/ Note: That's the ending... And thank you everyone! I'm glad you guys like it! Honors: #1 - Top Favorited (Today) - Film & Animation #1 - Top Rated (Today) - Film & Animation #1 - Most Discussed (Today) - Film & Animation #3 - Top Favorited (Today) #1 - Top Favorited (This Week) - Film & Animation #3 - Top Rated (This Week) - Film & Animation #4 - Most Discussed (This Week) - Film & Animation #12 - Top Favorited (This Week) #1 - Top Rated (This Month) - Film & Animation #2 - Top Favorited (This Month) - Film & Animation #3 - Top Rated (This Month) #6 - Most Discussed (This Month) - Film & Animation #16 - Top Favorited (This Month) #3 - Most Viewed (Today) - Film & Animation - Canada #5 - Most Viewed (Today) - Film & Animation - Australia #8 - Most Viewed (Today) - Film & Animation - Russia #2 - Top Rated (All Time) - Film & Animation #15 - Top Rated (All Time)

Hilarious Candid Camera Prank

2009-04-06T12:04:00.002+05:30

Fun - More amazing video clips are a click away

PUSSYCAT DOLLS "JAI HO" AR RAHMAN Slumdog Millionare

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Farting Cartoon

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Funny 3D film

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Funny 3D Animation!

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Funny Animation

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very funny Video (dumb ass people )

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Stupid People, Funny Video

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Americans are NOT stupid Youtube

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Exclusive Photoshoot of Bollywood babe Shilpa Shetty

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Stupid Tetris Game

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Fun things you can do in condoms and flour

2009-04-02T16:22:00.002+05:30

Mythbusters - Fun With Gas

2009-04-02T00:09:00.007+05:30

Mythbusters - Fun With Gas

Adam demonstrates how (and explains why) helium turns you into Donald Duck, and sulfur hexafluoride into Satan.

TFS Dragon Ball Z: Abridged Parody Episode 9

2009-04-02T00:09:00.006+05:30

TFS Dragon Ball Z: Abridged Parody Episode

Episode 9: The Set Up Cast: MasakoX - Goku, Gohan, Lanipator - Piccolo, Vegeta, Krillin, Mr. Popo, Ricola Guy Takahata101 - Nappa Vegeta3986 - Kami FEATURING: LordQuadros as Princess Snake Songs: Cha-La-Head-Cha-La Prologue by Shunsuke Kikuchi THIS IS A PARODY. WE DO NOT OWN DRAGONBALL. DragonBall is Owned by TOEI ANIMATION, Ltd. and Licensed by FUNimation Productions, Ltd.. All Rights Reserved. DragonBall, DragonBall Z, DragonBall GT and all logos, character names and distinctive likenesses thereof are trademarks of TOEI ANIMATION, Ltd. This is nothing more than a Parody made for entertainment purposes only. honours: #1 - Top Rated (All Time) #1 - Top Rated (All Time) - Comedy

FOOT 2008 (REMI GAILLARD)

2009-04-02T00:08:00.017+05:30

FOOT 2008 (REMI GAILLARD)

Dangerously funny videos created and produced by Rémi GAILLARD. The show continue on www.nimportequi.com

Prank War 7: The Half Million Dollar Shot

2009-04-02T00:08:00.016+05:30

Prank War 7: The Half Million Dollar Shot

Amir hits a $500,000 half-court shot. Or so he thinks. Visit http://www.collegehumor.com/originals for more CH Original Videos.

My NES Collection

2009-04-02T00:08:00.015+05:30

My NES Collection

Its show & tell time! There hasnt been an AVGN video in so long, I figured this would help fill the void. Ive mentioned this several times, but might as well say it again. Im waiting for the Gametrailers contract to be renewed so I can continue releasing episodes. In the meantime, I made this special video to say thanks for being patient, thanks to all the fans who donated these games, and thanks in general for the overall support. Go to the site: http://cinemassacre.com If you want to donate games, contact Mike@Cinemassacre.com By the way, new AVGN episode soon!

Your Printer is a Brat

2009-04-02T00:08:00.009+05:30

Your Printer is a

Honestly, we don't know how Computer, Keyboard and Mouse put up with him all day. See more at collegehumor.com/originals

Fresh Prince - Will Smith sings and I am telling you

2009-04-02T00:07:00.012+05:30

Prince Will Smith sings and I am telling you

Author: walen2
Keywords: Fresh Prince Will Smith
Added: September 19, 2007

Peter Schiff Was Right 2006 - 2007 (2nd Edition)

2009-04-02T00:07:00.011+05:30

Peter Schiff Was Right 2006 - 2007 (2nd Edition)

This is a set of clips of Peter Schiff from 2006 and 2007. I added labels and 2008 predictions to the first video.

Author: jdouche
Keywords: Peter Schiff Economic Collapse Stock Market Crash Dollar Crisis Peak Oil
Added: November 2, 2008

TFS Dragon Ball Z Abridged Parody Episode 4

2009-04-02T00:07:00.010+05:30

TFS Dragon Ball Z Abridged Parody Episode

Episode 4: Snakeway to Heaven Cast: MasakoX - Goku, Gohan Lanipator - Piccolo, Vegeta, Krillin, Mr.Popo, Goz Takahata101 - Nappa Vegeta3986 - Kami Megami33 - Sailor Moon Hbi2k - Mez and Reporter FEATURING: LittleKuriboh as Narrator Lord Quadros as Princess Snake and Servent http://www.youtube.com/user/lordquadros Songs: Pac-Man Theme Donkey Kong - Paula is Kidnapped Norihiko Hibino - Encounter Shunsuke Kikuchi - Prologue Cha-La-Head-Cha-La by Hironobu Kageyama THIS IS A PARODY. WE DO NOT OWN DRAGONBALL. DragonBall is Owned by TOEI ANIMATION, Ltd. and Licensed by FUNimation Productions, Ltd.. All Rights Reserved. DragonBall, DragonBall Z, DragonBall GT and all logos, character names and distinctive likenesses thereof are trademarks of TOEI ANIMATION, Ltd. This is nothing more than a Parody made for entertainment purposes only.

Author: TeamFourStar

Restart my life (music video) - KARYN GARCIA

2009-04-02T00:06:00.004+05:30

Restart my life (music video) - KARYN GARCIA

http://myspace.com/karyngarciaofficial Karyn Garcia's Official Music Video "Restart my life". Lyrics by Karyn Garcia Melody by Karyn Garcia & Dj Cuca Video produced, edited and directed by Karyn Garcia & Henrique Soares. RESTART MY LIFE It's so hard to look at your picture Just look at your picture It's so hard to know that you're right there And act like I don't care We're close but our lives are so distant I don't understand People tell me I should forget you But I can't pretend What I feel when I'm close to you I gotta make a decision I can't feel like I'm 2 But I'm so confused CHORUS: What should I do Should I look at you And say what's on my mind What should I do Should I give up on everything for you And restart my life Why is it so hard to make choices You win but you lose There are so many things I will miss If I choose to fight for you How will I know that you're worth it I'm so afraid To change my life 'cause of you Is this what I should do Maybe I should take a risk I gotta make a decision I can't feel like I'm 2 But I'm so confused CHORUS: What should I do Should I look at you And say what's on my mind What should I do Should I give up on everything for you And restart my life (I'll restart my life)

Nice Picture

2009-01-26T21:19:00.001+05:30

Nice Picture

Jaguar

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How To Kill a Lion !! ??

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Ø Newton's Method:
Let the lion catch you.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.

Ø Einstein Method:
Run like Crazy in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and
will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Ø Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion

Ø Indian Police Method:
Catch ANY animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion.

Ø Rajnikanth Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Ø Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted. Keep murmuring something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Ø Ekta Kapoor Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest.

Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.

Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2^nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You don't understand right...ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !

Ø Yash Chopra method (director):

Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Ø Menaka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

Ø Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !

Ø Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u.
U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run

Ø Kris Srikanth method:
Try explaining the Lion of How Good a Tiger is (!!!). Geep Braaizing da Diger dill da Lion geds Fruztrated and gills idzelf ... (Did not understand ...? No one understands Srikanth anyways...!! !)

Navjot Singh Sidhhu method:
Start Speaking.... Continue Speaking.... Don't Stop Speaking.... Keep Speaking on absolutely anything.... It should make no sense whatsoever!! !After a while the Lion is DEAD...And with it, so are many other animals,birds, reptiles. ...But still do not stop speaking.

Ø Atal Bihari Vajpayee method:
Start speaking with the Lion. After the first word is out of your
mouth, the time it takes for the next word to come
out......... ......... .................. .........

I think you understood!! !

STORY BEHIND YOUR DATE OF BIRTH

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If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1....

If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r number 2...

If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r number 3...

If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r number 4...

If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r number 5...

If U were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any month then U r number 6...

If U were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any month then U r number 7...

If U were born on the 8th,17th,26th of any month then U r number 8...

If U were born on the 9th,18th,27th of any month then U r number 9...

Number 1

You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest,
Jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authorities,
Famous person...always want to be and regarded as first on people
Position, they are often like to be independent, will never be under
Others, self confident people!

You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get
Marry when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people who have opposite views
And you are most likely to take revenge over your
Enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a good profession in the future..
If you are guy you will be very popular that everybody will have mental attraction and respect at you.
You can go anywhere from the local shop to the heart of the parliament because you are positive and
Well talented in numerous issues!! But in your life you will always have some people who will work hard
To bring you & your name down. This is undercover!! Coz of your smart behavior you will be hated by some
People too....

Your family life is very cool, you will have a very nice partner &
Wonderful children... You are pioneer, independent & original...

Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!

Number 2

No matter what, you will be loved by every one coz your ruler is the
Moon and every one loves the Moon. Well.. You are a person who day dream a lot,
You have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in your life, you
Are very much unpredictable. Means you do change according to time and circumstances,
Kind a selfish, have a very strong sense of musical, artistic talent, verbal communication.
Your attitudes are like the Moon, comes to gloom and fade away so everybody can expect
Changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a
Hitler who wants to destroy the man kind and peace (I mean in the community and your own home).

If you really have a deep thought about your own believe in God you can
Feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time your
Words are a kind of would be happening true! So without any knowledge
You can predict the situation. You will become poets, writers, any
Artistic business people!

You are not strong in love, so you will be there and here till you get
Marry.. If U r a girl you will be a responsible woman in the whole
Family. If U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments in the family or
Vice-versa. Means you will sacrifice your life for the goodness sake of
Your family...You are gentle , intuitive with a broad vision, a power
Behind the scenes, well balanced People!!!

Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can put up with you !!!

Number 3

You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious,
Loves to climb up in your life. You always tend to have lots of problems
Within your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything..
You have the strong word power, pretty happy face.. So wherever you go always
You have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth always wanted to work hard in order
To achieve something.. You will not get
Anything without hard work! When you reach a man/ woman age you want other younger
Once to listen to you because you want younger people to respect people older than them.
You do set so many examples to others. Generally you are not a cool person. It's not easy
thing dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you like someone's attitud! e then
here you go, what can I say? It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others.
Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but sure they won't be long.. You will always
have brilliant kids!!! You love the money a bit too much so temptation will push you to endless
trying and trying.. If you are a guy then it's over. Looking after your family and help friends, so you
will spend a life time just being generous and kind (except 21st born men).. And number 3s you will
be such an example of how to be in the culture & life!!! If you are girl then you have good character
and culture & hardworking attitude. You always follow. You are a freedom lover, creative, ambition
focused, a person who brings beauty , hope & joy to this world!!!

Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!

Number 4

You are very stubborn too, very hard working but unlucky in important
matters in life, very cool, helpful, you have rough word power.. Might
put lots of people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if you are a man,
and you often understands others and their problems well. If you are a girl you are very
good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of the time after girl friends
(almost) at times, you will have sort of too much fun life with mates & girls. Your friends will
spend your time & money and get away with their life and you will become empty handed and
don't know what to do... So be careful!! You love to spend anyway!!! Your good will is you are
always there to help family and friends. Tell you what you people are little gem! s, specially the girls..
You always fall in love in younger age as well. You often live with disappointments, for an example
you have got a degree in some thing... but you will be unemployed.. or will do very ordinary jobs.
But you will take care of your family very well...All you need to be careful of people who will take
advantage of your kind heart. And beware of your relations too.. You are radical, patient, persistent,
a bit old-fashioned, you live with foundation & order...

Your best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!

Number 5

You are very popular within the community, you can get things done by
just chatting..to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are often
have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, you are a person who does anything
when your head thinks "lets do this". You will be famous if you open up a business,
get involve in share dealings, music etc.. Very popular with sense of humor ,you are
the one your friends and families will always ask for help, and you are the one actually
get money on credit and help your friends. You will have more than 1 relationship,
but when u get settle down you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your other half will
have a pretty good amount of control in you, be careful! You tend to go for other relationships!
Contacts even you are married at times 'coz your popularity.. You are someone who get along
with anyone coz the number 5 is the middle number.. Changes & freedom lovers you are! You are
an explorer with magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it's your best teacher!!!

Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!

Number 6

Ooopppss..you are born to enjoy.. You don't care about others. I mean
you are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You will be
very good in either education or work wise or business management! You are talented,
kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very
beautiful girls and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything in
your lives. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love.
You are lovable by any other numbers. But if you are a number 6 man, you will experience kind of
looks from most girls and will involve in more than few relationships until you get married. If you are girl,
most of you will get marry/engaged early. You are ! a caring
person towards your family & friends . If you miss the half-way mark then you are about to suffer physically
and mentally. Generally you will lead a very good inner-home happiness with nothing short of. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good
judgment, and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for every life coz you have the great
power of caring talent to make this world of love one step further...

Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5!!!

Number 7

You have got the attraction to anyone out there, you are realistic,
very confident, happy, such a talented individual with your education,
music, arts, singing, and most importantly acting too. You have real problems
with bad temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with the subjects listed above.
You give up things for your parents. I mean you value your family status a lot, you will be
in the top rank when you reach a certain age. If you are a guy you are popular with girls,
you are a very talented too. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their marriage life.
Only a very few are happy. You have everything in your life, but still always number 7s have some sort of unfullfilness, such worries all their lifetime. It's probably the Lord given you al! l sort of over the
standard humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life. So you need to get ready looking
for a partner rather than waiting. If you don't, then you might end-up single. So take care with this issue,
ok? You are wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy person.. You are born to
contribute lots to this world!!!

Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!

Number 8

You are a very strong personality, there's no one out there will
understand you. You are very good at pointing your finger at some thing and say "this is what".
You are more likely to suffer from the early ages. I mean poverty. If your times are not good
you might lose either of your
parent and end up looking after your entire family. You often suffer all the way in life.
The problems will not allow you to study further, but you will
learn the life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight
for justice and may die in the war too. You are normally very reserved with handful of
friends and most of the time live life lonely and always
prepared to help others. Well. once you get married (which is often
late) then your bad lucks will go away a bit and you! u become safe. You will face un-expected
problems such as : the error, government, poisonous animals, accidents. You are some one with
great discipline, persistence, courage, strength which will take you to success. You are a great part
of a family team. You are a fighter!

Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!

Number 9

Hey...you guys are the incompatibles people in the world. You are so
strong, physically and mentally... You are often have big-aims. You will work
hard and hard to get there.
Normally you suffer in the early age from family problems and generally you
will have fighting life.. But when you
achieve what you have done, it's always a big task you have done! You are so much respected in
the community, you are a person who can make a challenge and successfully finish the matter off.
You are very naughty in your younger age, often beaten up by your parents and involve in fights
and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your life time. But when u grow you become calm and macho type.
Love is not an easy matter for you.. You are good in engineering or banking jobs coz people always trust you.
Your family life is very good, but will have worries over your children..
Your such qualities are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate.
You are born to achieve targets and serve every one all equally without any prejudice.
You are totally a role model to anybody in the world for a great inspiration.

Your Best match 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match 2

The Nail in the Fence

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NAIL IN THE FENCE
Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence.

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper.

His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence.

The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down.

He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Finally the ! day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper.

The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out.It won't matter how many times you say "I'm sorry", the wound is still there. A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one.

Friends are very rare jewels, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share words of praise and they always want to open their hearts to us."

Fwd: Want to Have a Adventurous Life???? then try This

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Want to Have an Adventurous Life???? Then try this

Feel coward
or
Try atleast this....?

Joke

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Ek din, main Delhi pahuncha, Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha.
Coolie ne kaha: "Bahar jaake poocho."

Maine khud hi rasta dhundh liya, Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha:
"Bhai saab Lal Kile ka kitna loge?"
Jawab mila: "Bechna nahi hai."

Taxi chod, maine bus pakad li, Conductor se pooncha:
"Ji, kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?"

Wo gurrra kar bola: "Hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette pina mana hai."
Maine kaha: "Par wo janab to pi rahe hai!"
Phir se gurrrraya: "Usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai."

Lal Kile pahucha, hotel gaya.
Manager se kaha: "Mujhe room chahiye, satvi manzil pe."
Manager ne kaha: "Rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?"

Room pahucha, waiter se kaha:
"Ek paani ka gilas milega?"
Usne jawab diya: "Nahi sahab, yahan to saare kanch ke milte hain."

Hotel se nikla, dost ke ghar jaane ke liye, Raste me ek sahab se pooncha:
"Janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?"
Janab hans kar bole: "Peechle bees saal se dekh rahan hoon, Yahi padi hai... kahin nahin jaati."

Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk pada,
Usne poocha: "Kaise aana hua?"
Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi,
Maine bhi jawab diya: "Train se."

Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se kaha:
"Areeee sunti ho... mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai, Uuse kuch taja taja khilao."
Sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari khidkiya aur darwaje khol diye.
Kaha: "Taji hawa kha lijiye."

Dost ne phir se baday pyar se biwi se kaha:
"Areeee sunti ho, inhe jara apna chalis saal purana aachar to dikhana."
Bhabiji ek baalti me rakha aachar le aayi.

Maine bhi apnapan dikhate hue bhabiji se kaha:
"Bhabhiji, aachar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi nahi?"
Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya: "Yuhi agar sab ko chakhati To aachar chalis saal purana kaise hota?"

Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne potey ko sula rah thi, Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi:
"Diploma so ja, diploma so ja."
Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha:
"Yaar, ye diploma kya hai?"

Dost ne jawab diya: "Mere grandson ka naam, Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma lene ke liye
Aur saath mein ise le aayi, Isiliye hamne iska naam Diploma rakh diya."
Phir maine pooncha: "Aajkal tumhari beti kya kar rahi hai?"
Dost ne jawab diya: "Bambai gayi hai, degree lene ke liye."

Sardar - Joke

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Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?

Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

Aaj tak: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.

Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki iye patri par hi leta
tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.

How to save your job?

2008-02-21T02:21:00.001+05:30

A nice quiz

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A nice quiz

There is a very very tall coconut tree, and there are 4 animals:King Kong, Ape, Orangutan and a monkey pass by. They have a competition to see Who is the fastest to get the banana. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality. Try and answer within 30 seconds Got your answer? Scroll down to see the analysis.
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If your answer is ....Orangutan = You are sooo dull / stupid
Ape = You are Foolish

Monkey = You are an Idiot

King Kong = You are stupid

Why ?????

Coconut tree, doesn't have bananas ...???...It's obvious you're stressed by ur work. Ha ha.......... J

Greetings ("hello") in more than 800 languages

2008-02-07T16:39:00.000+05:30

Greetings ("hello") in more than 800 languages

"Thank you" in more than 500 languages

"Goodbye" in more than 450 languages

"How are you?" in more than 425 languages

"What is your name?" in more than 330 languages

"My name is..." in more than 275 languages

"Welcome" in more than 325 languages

"Good morning" in more than 250 languages

"Good afternoon" in more than 160 languages

"Good evening" in more than 225 languages

"Good night" in more than 225 languages

"Please" in more than 270 languages

"I don't understand" in more than 255 languages

"Do you speak English?" in more than 215 languages

"Yes" in more than 550 languages

"No" in more than 520 languages

Squirrel farting a fresh Air Explosion

2008-01-15T17:47:00.001+05:30

India unveils 'world's cheapest car' - 10 Jan 08

2008-01-15T17:16:00.000+05:30

How to solve a Rubik's Cube (Part One and Two)

2008-01-15T17:05:00.000+05:30

Rubik's cube Average of 10 12.39seconds Tuneup

2008-01-15T17:02:00.000+05:30

Hum tum, cartoon

2008-01-15T16:21:00.000+05:30

Japanese to American

2007-10-05T22:38:00.000+05:30

It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history".
"Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775." He said.

"Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'"?

Again, no response except from Suzuki. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863." Said Suzuki.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.
Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Japanese."

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke"

The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush [Sr.] to the Japanese Prime Minister,1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,
"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."

Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "California Congressman Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."

The teacher fainted.

And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said,
"Oh shit, we're f**ked!" ... And Suzuki said, "Americans, in Iraq 2004!"

Ram Bridge DISCOVERED by NASA

2007-10-05T22:22:00.000+05:30

Ram Bridge India to Sri Lanka

Kanyakumari......

2007-10-05T22:13:00.000+05:30

Quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu

2007-10-05T22:03:00.000+05:30

1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.
12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.
13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!
16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.
17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&T "Eddie ichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
30. Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.

Small TV

2007-10-05T21:50:00.000+05:30

Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.

He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman
"I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.

"Damn, he recognized me," he thought.

He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour, new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again.
"I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

Why you are my Friend . . .

2007-10-05T21:12:00.000+05:30

Why you are my Friend . . .

When i heard you speak,
Emotions in hand, tongue in cheek
Couldn't help but see,
A reflection in you of me.

Speaking thoughts, i always knew,
never did say before, but its true
think the same way as you do,
i know everything you say is true

But think as you speak, for
You speak on many more
Thoughts we may not agree on,
Things we could only fight on

But remembering things we share,
Knowing that we both will always care
for a smile, a laugh, a glance this way,
Knowingly, i look away

A tear to hide, a smile to share
Things we do, with friends so rare
To know each other better,
With every year together . . .

Fireworks

2007-10-05T02:25:00.000+05:30

Wallpaper Black

2007-10-05T01:51:00.001+05:30

The World's most complicated RAILWAY LINE

2007-10-05T01:48:00.001+05:30

What Would You Do?

2007-10-05T01:30:00.001+05:30

What Would You Do?

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you
pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could
only be one passenger in your car?

Think seriously about this before you continue reading.

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a
job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to
die,
and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend
because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to
pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate
again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming
up with his answer. He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my
old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind
and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought
limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

HOWEVER....

The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her
misery, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then
drive off with the old friend for a few beers.

God, I just love happy endings!

Quotes for Messenger ( IM )

2007-10-05T01:07:00.000+05:30

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-->I bought some powderd water, but I don't know what to add.

-->Our eyes are placed infront because its better to look ahead then to look back.

-->When I die, burry me upsidedown so the whole world can kiss mhy ass.

-->Not only can I turn on the engine, but I also do oil, lube and tires.

-->I don't drink water. Fish piss in it.

-->A penny saved is rediculouse!

-->I don't have ADD - hey! look at the pretty flower!

-->You laugh because im diffrent i laugh because you're all the same

-->Life isint about the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take our breath away.

-->How bout a nice cup of shut the fuck up?

-->Some people leave a mark in the world. Others leave a stain.

-->A cigarette does the smoking. Your just the sucker.

-->If too much love kills you, I'm the healthiest person alive.

-->When life gives you lemons- squeeze them into a watergun and squirt them at other peoples eyes.

-->When life gives you lemons- throw them back and say "I don't want your fucking lemons!"

-->When life deals you lemons, demand a corona to go with it

-->For everyone who doesn't like me, it goes mind over matter: I don't mind and you don't matter.

-->Organized people are just too lazy to look for stuff.

-->You may shoot me with your words,You may cut me with your eyes,You may kill me with your hatefullness, But still, like air, I'll rise.

-->You found lonliness in company
Seduction in catastrophe
And you don't know who you want to be
But you need to get out of this city

-->Never start frowning because you never know who's falling for your smile :-)

-->Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters

-->(*)~°¤§uñ Kï§§ëÐ¤°~(*)

-->;):::::...I'm ñot oñliñê, ur computêr'§ lying to u...::::: ;)

-->'º'x'º' your name 'º'x'º'

-->¨°o.O (Your Name) O.o°

-->Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns

-->The only thing duck tape, tylenol and band-aid can't fix is you!

-->Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

-->Children In The Dark Causes Accidents, Accidents In The Dark Causes Children! ;)

-->a king is a king, a king is a ruler, a rulers 10 inches...still think your a man?

-->HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T....hey nice carpet!

-->NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES

-->(*)¿?***ßrøwñ Èÿé§***¿?(*)

-->(*)~*¤Pï§§ëD¤*~(*)

-->Happiness doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it just means that you have decided to look past the imperfections.

-->If kisses were snowflakes i would send u a blizzard

-->All the stars are out tonight, It feels as though I might,
Make some sense out of this madness, Will it turn out right?

-->So stop counting the hours, Live out in the world
Cause I've been chasing the answers, and they don't want to be found

-->You've stolen my heart...good thing I have 3 or 4 more in the freezer...

-->The hardest thing in the world is having to spend everyday so close to someone that you know that you can never really be close to.

-->Take my breath away.

-->Far away through night and day, you fly long haul tonight. Come to me you know I'll be here when you call tonight.

-->So my baby's on the road doing business, selling loads charming everyone there with the sweetest smile.

-->There's a plane at JFK to fly you back from far away all those dark and frantic transantlantic miles.

-->And it's you and me and all of the people and I don't know why I can't keep my eyes off of you.

-->Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?

-->If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

-->If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

-->Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

-->I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night.

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Cancel my subscripton.. ..I'm over ur issues..

** Life is short but sweet for certain **
** Life was so much easier when my clothes didn't match and boys had cooties **
**Its a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself.**
** People change and forget to tell you **

-->for my hearts sake tell Cupid wait!..Don't point that thing at me

-->Why'd you have to be so cute?It's impossible to ignore you.Must you make me laugh so much
It's bad enough we get along so well.Say goodnight and go

-->It's just useless trying to make a fuss, It's the way it's gonna always be for you For me, for you, for me, for everyone.Forever, forever, forever

-->Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again....skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts!
"Sometimes there could be a second chance, cause maybe time wasn't ready for the first one."

-->Stay Mad as Long as you Can…Because once you stop…It hurts like Hell..

-->Never regret something that once made you smile

-->BehiNd this Smile is everything that You will not understand

-->Maybe cupid should shoot himself with his own damn arrow --»

-->Dear Cupid,We need to work on ur aim..

-->The story always ends the same

-->Dear heart, I met a Boy today, prepare to Shatter, love Me xox

-->The only one who ends up getting hurt is the one who really cared.

-->Do you think you'd sell your soul to just have one thing turn out right? For the thousandth time, you turn and fine it just makes no difference to try.

-->If life gives you lemons, put them in your bra!

-->There are easier things in life than finding a good man...nailing Jell-O to a tree for instance!

-->i tried to see it from ur point of veiw, but i couldn't get my head that far up my ass!!

-->(6)Do u have wat it takes 2 be a DareDevil? DareDevil seeks u,u don't seek it!!(6)

-->I am looking forward to regretting this

-->Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight

-->This is my current single status, My decleration of independence. Theres no way Im tradin' places
Right now a stars in the ascendance.

-->Something in your eyes Has got me hypnotized that I Wanna stay in this dream for life

-->Somewhere between hi and goodbye I felt so comfortable

-->I haven't found my Mr. Right Just Mr. Rude Mr. He thinks he looks better than me and Mr. Gives a new meaning to P-I-G

-->Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest

-->If you think I'm a bitch, you should see my mom

--> Don't drink water, fishes have sex in it!

-->Im falling for you ... please catch me

-->Missing someone gets easier every day because even though it's one day further from the last time you saw each other, it's one day closer to the next time you will.

-->If you choose a time, I'll catch the moon, I'll see you there. from wherever I am, wherever you are we'll find somewhere.

-->Because maybe, You're gonna be the one that saves me. And after all....You're my wonderwall

-->Even the best fall down sometimes. Even the wrong words seem to rhyme, Out of the doubt that fills your mind...You finally find, you and I collide

-->I don't know what he's after, But he's so beautiful He's such a beautiful disaster

-->To me, you're strange and you're beautiful,You'd be so perfect with me
But you just can't see You turn every head but you don't see me.

-->Sometimes the last thing you want comes in first, Sometimes the first thing you want never comes. But I know that waiting is all you can do
Sometimes.

-->Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated.

-->I keep coming back to you in my head, but you couldn't know that, because I'm too scared to tell you and to know what you would say.

-->Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

-->I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!

-->My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

-->Life is sexually transmitted

-->BIGAMIST --- A heavy fog in Italy

-->Constipated people don't give a crap

-->Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

-->The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you!

-->Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good

-->This is my current single status, My decleration of independence. Theres no way Im tradin' places
Right now a stars in the ascendance.

-->"What can I say :)...Absolutely Anytime!!!"

Santa's Interview

2007-09-25T23:12:00.000+05:30

Santa's Interview

Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm.
He lands there on time.
He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer.

Officer looks at Santa Singh then goes through his certificates and then starts asking him questions.

Following is the transcript :

O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions.If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites
S : Yes Sir.

Officer started asking questions

O : Above
S : Below

O : Front
S : Back

O : Left
S : Right

O : Male
S : Female

O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)

O : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)
S : Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our Sardar also spells it)

O : U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)
S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y...... Our Sardar also shouts) Officer is now angry.

O : Get out
S : Come in.

O : Quiet please.
S : Talk please.

O : You are rejected.
S : I am selected

O : Oh God!
S : Oh Devil!

.... And This is how Santa Singh got his job.

Kuttappan The Great

2007-09-25T22:56:00.000+05:30

He is a Malayali working for a multinational company in Mumbai.
Not well educated and he is working as a peon. This Kuttappan
is having a problem. If he hear somebody talk he will come in
between saying that I know that very well I know him very well
like that.

One day Kuttappan's Boss a foreign educated person, a North
Indian, he was talking something about Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Kuttappan was passing thru that way, suddenly he came in
between saying that oh Arni he is my best friend.

Kuttapan's boss laughed at him saying that how can u be a friend
of Arnold Schwarzenegger you are only a peon living in India.

Kuttappan said if u wont believe its your problem I cant help you. Ok.
The Manager said I am going on a trip to US next week you come as
My assistant and we will go to Arnold's house and see what happens.
Kuttappan agreed with a smile.

A week after they landed in US. First they went to NY.
Arnold was There in NY. They went to meet Arnold.
Seeing Kuttappan Arnold ran towards Kuttappan and hugged him
asking that hey Kuttappan long time no see where were you man?
Kuttappan went with Arnold to have some coffee. Boss was stunned.
When Kuttappan came back the boss told him that we will go to
Clintons place. Let's find out whether u know him or not.
Kuttappan agreed with a smile.

At Clinton's home Clinton also did the same as Schwarzenegger
asking that where were you my friend for long time? Kuttappan
went to have tea with Clinton while the boss was sitting out side
the gate.

When Kuttappan came back boss said I have to go to Vatican to get
blessings from Pope John Paul, so u come with me.
At the Vatican crowd from all over the world is waiting to see Pope
JohnPaul. Kuttappan and his boss are also there. Boss asked Kuttappan,
do you know Pope John Paul. Kuttappan said y not? Boss told Kuttappan
that he will not believe this. Kuttappan asked boss to wait for some time
and went inside the crowd.

After 15 minutes Kuttappan came on the balcony along with Pope John
Paul. Pope John Paul was holding Kuttappan's hand. Kuttappan's boss
became unconscious and fell down. When Kuttappan cameback his
boss was on a stretcher by his side nurses and paramedics.

Kuttappan asked Sir what happened.
Then boss told; Kuttappa u know Arnold I believe, u know Clinton I
believe and u know Pope John Paul I believe that too but
WHEN U CAME WITH POPE AT THE BALCONY THE CROWD WERE ASKING "WHO IS HOLDING THE HAND OF KUTTAPPAN", after hearing that I became unconscious.

LESSON FROM THIS STORY

NEVER EVER UNDER ESTIMATE A MALAYALI ....

Cheers

Funny Story

2007-09-24T14:15:00.000+05:30

This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Chennai.

Her name was Priya. She was hit by a lorry. She is working in a call
centre.She has a boy friend named Shankar. Both of them are true
lovers. They always hang on the phone. You can never see her without
her headphone.

In fact she also changed her phone from Airtel to Hutch, so both of
them can be on the same network, and save on the cost.

She spends half of the day talking with Shankar. Priya's family knows
about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family.
(just imagine their love). Before she passed away she always
told her friends "If I pass away please burn me with my headphone"
she also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people can’t carry her body, I was there. A lot of
them tried to do so but still can’t, everybody including me, had tried
to carry the body, the result is still the same. Eventually, they called
a person who knows to one of their neighbors, who can speak with
the soul of dead person, who is a friend of her father. He took a stick
and started speaking to himself slowly.

After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here".
Then her friends told that person about her intentions to burn her
with her phone. He then opened the grave box and places her phone
and SIM card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the
body. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily.
All of us were shocked.

Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya had passed away.
After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.

Shankar:...."Aunty, I'm coming home today.
Cook something nice for me.
Don’t tell Priya that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her."
Her mother replied....."You come home first, I wanna tell you
something very important." after he came, they told him the truth about Priya.

Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing
and said "don’t try to fool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift
for her Please stop this nonsense". Then they show him the original
death certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe.
(Shankar started to sweat)

He said... "It’s not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.
Shankar was shaking. Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. "See this is
from Priya, see this..." he showed the phone to Priya's family. All of
them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode.
All of them heard his conversation.

Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her SIM card since it is nailed
inside the grave box they were so shocked and asked for the same
person's (who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help again.

He brought his master to solve this matter.
He & his master worked for 5 hours.
Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them...

Hutch has the best coverage.
Wherever you go, our network follows!!!

Friends, Have a cheerful day!

2007-09-24T01:43:00.000+05:30

NEVER CRY FOR ANY RELATION IN LIFE

BECAUSE FOR THE ONE WHOM YOU CRY
DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR TEARS
AND THE ONE WHO DESERVES
WILL NEVER LET YOU CRY.................

TREAT EVERYONE WITH POLITENESS
EVEN THOSE WHO ARE RUDE TO YOU,
NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT NICE
BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE NICE.......................

NEVER SEARCH YOUR HAPPINESS
IN OTHERS
WHICH WILL MAKE YOU
FEEL ALONE,
RATHER SEARCH IT IN YOURSELF
YOU WILL FEEL HAPPY
EVEN IF YOU ARE LEFT ALONE......................

ALWAYS HAVE
A POSITIVE ATTITUDE IN LIFE.
THERE IS SOMETHING POSITIVE
IN EVERY PERSON.
EVEN A STOPPED WATCH IS RIGHT
TWICE A DAY...................................

HAPPINESS ALWAYS LOOKS SMALL
WHEN WE HOLD IT IN OUR HANDS.
BUT WHEN WE LEARN TO
SHARE IT,
WE REALIZE HOW BIG AND PRECIOUS IT IS!................

Australia Post

2007-09-24T01:33:00.000+05:30

Beautiful Poem - TO ALL WHO DRIVE

2007-09-24T01:23:00.000+05:30

I went to a party Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.

I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.

I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight.

As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.

I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.

I'm lying here dying, Mom....
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.

There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.

He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.
Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "Mumma's Boy" on my grave.

Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you, you were always there.

I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?

MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY

2007-09-24T00:45:00.001+05:30

This is crime story. Five friends lived in one room,
Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.
One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police.

MAD : "Is it police station???"
Police: "Yes, what is the matter??"
MAD : "SOMEBODY killed NOBODY."
Police: "Are you mad?"
MAD : "Yes, I'm MAD."
Police: "Don`t you have BRAIN."
MAD : "BRAIN is in bathroom...."
Police: "You FOOL.!!!"
MAD : "No, Sir.. FOOL is reading this joke... "

Common Sense

2007-09-24T00:45:00.000+05:30

This is so true..........

Obituary

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common
Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for
sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in

bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons
as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets
the worm,life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend
more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not
children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year- old
boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens
suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a
teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened
his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing
job they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental
consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a Band Aid to a student
but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant
and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten commandments
became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals
received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself
from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed
to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little
in her lap, and was promptly awarded
a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents,
Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter,
responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights,
Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

Friends Forever!

2007-09-24T00:43:00.000+05:30

Friends Forever!

Written with a pen - Sealed with a kiss
If you are my friend,
Please answer this:
Are we friends or are we not?
You told me once, but I forgot.
So tell me now and tell me true,
So I can say, I am here for you.
Of all the friends I've ever met,
You're the ones I won't forget.
And if I die before you do,
I'll go to Heaven and wait for you.

Friendship

2007-09-24T00:07:00.000+05:30

Friends ~~~ Best Friends

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry
Best friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number
(cuz! they can't remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story

Friend : will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you

Friend: would delete this letter
Best friend: will send this back to me and all of their online buddies

Santa Singh at KBC -- Too Good

2007-09-23T23:15:00.000+05:30

Amitabh : Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke leye yeh raha apke samne॥

Contestant Santa Singh is tensed.

Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bacchan
ON Computer Screen: A. Amitabh Bacchan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav C. Azaruddin D. General Perverz Musharaff .
Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai ? ( He is quite sure that Santa will opt for A)

But Santa is still confused।

Amitabh : Apke pas do life line hai..50:50 and phone a friend.

Santa: I think it is A, but am not sure।

Amitabh : Not sure... Hmmm ap kya karna chahenge?

Santa : I would like to use 50:50?

Amitabh: Ok computer , 2 galat javabo ko mita de॥

Computer after deleting two names, leaves two options which are: -
B. Laloo Prasad Yadav.
C. Moh. Azharuddin.

Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how come the computer has made this mistake But as is said in bollywood the show must go on।

Now Santa is confused.

Santa: I would like to use the last life line phone a friend॥

Amitabh : Ap kisko phone karna chahenge?

Santa : "Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna chahoonga...."
Amitabh Fainted !!!!!

And the call is now connected to Jaya Bachan and listen ......

Santa asked the question to Jaya।

Santa : " Jayaji , Who is the father of Abhishek Bacchan ?

Jaya Bachan: Give me the options!!!!!!

Bapuji ke Teen Bandar

2007-09-23T22:53:00.000+05:30

Baapuji ke Teen Bandar : OLD Version

New Version

Can not see India losing.
Can not hear the audience outburst against the team
Can not speak in front of media about the causes of defeat.

Kissing Language (yup, it's a language)

2007-09-22T01:43:00.000+05:30

If a kiss is the Language of Love, then we have a lot to talk about it...

Methods of Love....

kiss on the ear-------------------"I'm horny"
kiss on the cheek----------------"we're friends"
kiss on the hand-----------------"i adore you"
kiss on the neck-----------------"we belong together"
kiss on the shoulder-------------"i want you"
kiss on the lips------------------"i love you" or "i want you"
holding hands-------------------"we can learn to love each other"
a wink--------------------------"Let's get it on"
slap on the butt-----------------"that's mine"
playing with the ear-------------"i can't live without you"
holding on tight-----------------"don't let go"
looking into each other's eyes---"let's get romantic"
pulling hair on head-------------"tell me you love me"
arms around the waist----------"i love you too much to let go"

advice => if you're kissing someone, close your eyes. it's not nice to stare...

Little Johhny's Big Story

2007-09-21T19:48:00.000+05:30

Software Developer - On a lighter note

2007-09-21T18:37:00.000+05:30

1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

And lastly...

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.

From Travel Agents

2007-09-12T20:02:00.000+05:30

The following are actual stories provided by travel agents:

I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii.
After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"

I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts."
Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained,
"Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa."
Her response... click.

A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state."

I got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." He said, "But they look so close on the map."

Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour lay-over in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time."

A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of llinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones.
Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!

A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?"
After putting her on hold for a minute while "I looked into it," ( I was actually laughing) I came back and explained that the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.

I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these darn planes have numbers on them."

A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever."

A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."

A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York." The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent asked, "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere." The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" She replied, "That's it! I knew it was a big animal!"

Important lessons

2007-09-12T19:13:00.000+05:30

1 - Most Important Lesson

A professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had
breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: "What is the
first name of the woman who cleans the school?"

Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several
times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her
name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank.

Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count
toward our quiz grade. "Absolutely," said the professor. "In your
careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your
attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello'."

I've never forgotten that lesson. I've also never forgotten her name was
Dorothy.

2 - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain

One night, at 11:30 PM, an older African American woman was standing on the
side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rain storm. Her car
had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet, she
decided to flag down the next car. A young white man stopped to help her,
generally unheard of in those conflict-filled 1960s.

The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a
taxi cab. She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and
thanked him.

Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a
giant console color TV was delivered to his home A special note was
attached. It read: "Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the
other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes, but also my spirits.
Then you came along. Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying
husband's bedside just before he passed away. God bless you for helping me
and unselfishly serving others.
Sincerely, Mrs. Nat King Cole."

3 - Third Important Lesson - Always remember those who serve.

In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10-year-old boy
entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of
water in front of him. "How much is an ice cream sundae?" he asked.
"Fifty cents," replied the waitress. The little boy pulled his hand out of
his pocket and studied the coins in it. "Well, how much is a plain dish of
ice cream?" he inquired.
By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing
impatient. "Thirty-five cents," she brusquely replied."
The little boy again counted his coins. "I'll have the plain ice cream,"
he said. The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and
walked away.
The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left. When the
waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the table. There,
placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies
- You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had to have enough left
to leave her a tip.

4 - Fourth Important Lesson - The Obstacle in Our Path

In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid
himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of
the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked
around it. Many loudly blamed the king for not keeping the roads clear,
but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way.
Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon approaching
the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone
to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally
succeeded.
After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse
lying in the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained many
gold coins and a note from the king indicating that the gold was for the
person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The peasant learned what
many of us never understand. Every obstacle presents an opportunity to
improve our condition.

5 - Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts

Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got to know a
little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare and serious disease.
Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her
5-year-old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and had
developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness.
The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the
little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister. I saw
him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying,
"Yes, I'll do it if it will save her."
As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled,
as we all did, seeing the color returning to her cheeks. Then his face
grew pale and his smile faded. He looked up at the doctor and asked with a
trembling voice, "Will I start to die right away?"
Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he was
going to have to give his sister all of his blood in order to save her.

Now you have two choices...
1. Delete this email, or
2. Forward it to people you care about.

I hope that you will choose No. 2 and remember...

"Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and
dance like nobody's watching."

GREAT COMPANY TO WORK FOR.......

2007-09-12T18:16:00.000+05:30

Can one imagine working for the following company?

It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spouse abuse.

7 have been arrested for fraud

19 have more then three criminal cases pending against them.

117 have been charged and are being investigated for Murder,Rape,Assault,Extortion and Robbery.

71 cannot get credit or loans due to bad credit histories.

21 are current defendants on various lawsuits.

84 have been involved in offenses and have paid fines.

Can you guess what mighty Organization this is?

Give up? ...

It is the 545 members of the Lower House of
Parliament of India that works
for you and me. The same group that cranks out
hundreds upon hundreds of
laws designed to keep the rest of us in line...

Can we do some thing about it? At least, we'll
spread the word around using
this mighty medium called Internet and e-mail,
create an awareness (as if
people don't know already!!)

HELP SAVE THE COUNTRY!!

Their motto: WHO SAID NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE; WE HAVE BEEN DOING NOTHING FOR DECADES.

American Soldier

2007-09-12T18:07:00.000+05:30

A dying American soldier in battlefield hospital in Afghanistan:

I wish I could kiss the American flag before I die.

Nurse (extremely touched by the soldier's patriotism) :
I have a tattoo of the American flag on my bottom.
You may kiss it if you don't mind.

Soldier : Of course I wouldn't mind. Thank you for fulfilling my last wish.

The nurse took off her panties and the dying soldier kissed the flag.

Soldier : Thank you, nurse. Would you be so kind as to turn around so that I could kiss Bush too?

CONFIDENCE

2007-09-11T12:30:00.000+05:30

CONFIDENCE

Once all village people decided to pray for rain.

On the day of prayer all people gathered and

only one boy came with an umbrella......

that's Confidence...

TRUST

Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby

when you throw him in the air;
he laughs.....because he knows you will catch
him........ That's Trust............

HOPE

Every night we go to bed, we have no assurance to get up
alive in the next morning but still we have plans for the
coming day..........that's Hope..........

BE CONFIDENT !

TRUST UR SELF!

NEVER LOSE HOPE!

Never Lose THE Ones WHO CARE FOR U!

SIPPING VODKA

2007-09-11T12:16:00.000+05:30

SIPPING VODKA

This is too funny – I still have tears in my eyes!

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.”

So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

1) Sip the vodka, don’t gulp.

2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.

8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was stoned off his ass.

10) We do not refer to the cross as the “Big T.”

11) When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, “take this and eat it for it is my body.” He did not say “ Eat me” .

12) The Virgin Mary is not called “ Mary with the Cherry,.

13) The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

14) Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST.Peter’s not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy’s.

The Origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad luck.

Do not keep this letter. Do not send money just forward it to five of your friends to whom you wish good luck and a great laugh.

You will see that something good happens to you four days from now if the chain is not broken….

Words of Wisdom

2007-09-11T11:50:00.000+05:30

Whatever your cross, whatever your pain,
there will always be sunshine, after the rain ....

Perhaps you may stumble, perhaps even fall,
But God's always ready, To answer your call ...

He knows every heartache, sees every tear,
A word from His lips, can calm every fear ...

Your sorrows may linger, throughout the night,
But suddenly vanish, in dawn's early light ...

The Savior is waiting, somewhere above,
To give you His grace, and send you His love...

Whatever your cross, whatever your pain,
"God always sends rainbows .... after the rain ... "

To get out of difficulty, one must usually go through it!